Hola tators! Well, I am happy to report that I am not up to my knees in H2O like some people are here in the ATL. I will have to say when it rains here, people totally freak the f out! Living in O-Town all those years taught me how to cruise in the monsoon with the greatest of ease. I think it should be mandatory that everyone live in Florida for one year so that they can learn how to drive in the rain!!!
So...
About three weeks ago, Carl-E fell in a hole and hurt his foot while running. Instead of going to the dr like his loving and caring wife suggested, he ambled along popping Advil. Well, after 100 billion Advil later, he decided that it was not getting any better and finally took his tush to the dr's. Well, Mr. Gillert broke his foot. Now, he is wearing a soft cast for a month. Men!!!
I...
Just got back from a way too long visit to my home state. Whenever I visit, I learn to appreciate my drama-free home that much more. I love my fam, but they are bat she-ite crazy. If I had a dime for every time someone's voice went into screaming mode, I could walk my butt into LV and purchase any bag that my little heart desired!
Urban word of the day; I bet you know someone who is this, because I know I do!!!
cyberchondriac
Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have
Similiar to a hyperchondriac
'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Sept 3: Oh this and that
What's a happen hot stuffs? Well, let me get you up to date with moi.
- My name is Carrieann and I am an addict. Drug of choice: Diet Moutain Dew but not the regular kind, but the ULTRA VIOLET!!! If you are not willing to become an addict, DO NOT TRY THIS! It is so delish and just rolls around on your tongue with berry goodness. Whoever invented this elixir is a demi-god.
- The mulch is finally all gone. Yipp-f'in-skippy! It winds up that my landscaper took what came out to be over 30 bags of mulch after I was done shoveling it in the unbearable Hot-lanta heat. If I could not find anyone to take the mulch, I would have to take my pretty tush and haul all the bags to the curb for lawn pick-up. So, I was as happy as a piggy in poopy when my landscaper said he would take it. But then I got to thinking...did he over order on purpose so he could get some free mulch? This mystery will never be solved, because I am just to gosh darn tired to pursue it. F-it let him have the mulch.
- Now that school has started, I try to stay off the road during the hours of 7am-5pm; I kid, I kid! But really, I think there is one thing more dangerous than a texting mom, it is a mom trying to get her kids to school just before that first bell ring-a-lings. Yesterday, I was at the light that is clearly marked "No Turn On Red." I was jammin' out to some tunes when the person behind me starts laying on their horn. I looked in my review mirror and there is this lady pointing at the light, which was red, and then pointing to the right. Being a law abiding citizen, and not wanting to go back to court, I ignored her. But, she kept at it; hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk, hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk. She was getting more animated with her hands the more I blew her off. Finally, the light turned green and I slowly turned right; really slow; super duper slow. She whipped around me and shot me the bird, and it was then I noticed the kids in the back seat; nice role model lady!!!
I gotts to bounce!
- My name is Carrieann and I am an addict. Drug of choice: Diet Moutain Dew but not the regular kind, but the ULTRA VIOLET!!! If you are not willing to become an addict, DO NOT TRY THIS! It is so delish and just rolls around on your tongue with berry goodness. Whoever invented this elixir is a demi-god.
- The mulch is finally all gone. Yipp-f'in-skippy! It winds up that my landscaper took what came out to be over 30 bags of mulch after I was done shoveling it in the unbearable Hot-lanta heat. If I could not find anyone to take the mulch, I would have to take my pretty tush and haul all the bags to the curb for lawn pick-up. So, I was as happy as a piggy in poopy when my landscaper said he would take it. But then I got to thinking...did he over order on purpose so he could get some free mulch? This mystery will never be solved, because I am just to gosh darn tired to pursue it. F-it let him have the mulch.
- Now that school has started, I try to stay off the road during the hours of 7am-5pm; I kid, I kid! But really, I think there is one thing more dangerous than a texting mom, it is a mom trying to get her kids to school just before that first bell ring-a-lings. Yesterday, I was at the light that is clearly marked "No Turn On Red." I was jammin' out to some tunes when the person behind me starts laying on their horn. I looked in my review mirror and there is this lady pointing at the light, which was red, and then pointing to the right. Being a law abiding citizen, and not wanting to go back to court, I ignored her. But, she kept at it; hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk, hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk. She was getting more animated with her hands the more I blew her off. Finally, the light turned green and I slowly turned right; really slow; super duper slow. She whipped around me and shot me the bird, and it was then I noticed the kids in the back seat; nice role model lady!!!
I gotts to bounce!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)