16 Feb: And the First Day There Was...

Hola, toators! I am back from my second Theta Cougar Cruise. And all I have to say that a fun-tastico time was had by all. However, the cruise almost did not happen because of Mother Nature. She was havin herself a tizzy for some reason and snowed all over the Northeast. This, my little amigos, was not good because all my sister live there! My phone and email was blowin up more than a hot chick after a Saturday night at a bar. My sistas needed to get out, but how???

So...
New arrangements were made and everyone except for one sista made the cruise. She was snowed in DC. One sista had to fly from NYC to Ft. Lauderdale, take a shuttle to Miami, and then fly over to Tampa. I tell ya that nothin can stop a Theta when she needs to do something, well except maybe lots of snow...

We...
boarded the boat and headed straight to the bar. We used our womanly charms to work free drinks and then headed to our cabins to unpack and get ready to part-thay!!! The first day was full of laughter and fun!

The next day...
was a day at sea. My sista Carla was a judge at for the sexy legs contest, and boy did she get down and funky with every contestant. I tell you she can shake her grove thang!!! In addition to the sexy legs contest, she and Sabrina played corn hole (NOTE: It is a bean bag game), and totally entertained the boat with their goofy antics. No one can say that us Thetas do not bring the par-thay!! Sophie and I hung back an took incriminating photos (NOTE: These may NEVER surface).

But that night...
the seas were a tad bit rough and everyone was dropin like flies. My poor sistas were greener than a Benjamin and your girl was the only one that did not fall ill to the likes of the sea or the brown drink (NOTE: That's Captian to you). Instead of booze a flowin, the Dramanie was being downed followed by numerious shots of H2O and crackers.

Luckly...
The next day was on land and we had a full day of ruins and shoppin.

Stay tunned...
Find out what happens at the Mexican restuant, where the boat went and why roulett is the game!!

Later!!!