Well, tators I am still feeling puny. So, I thought communicating to my beloved tators will make me feel better.
Here are some observations/comments:
- The words "vagina," "penis," and "rectum" should never be in a rap song; they are way too clinical
- People who are the most negative never admit that they are, in fact they insist that they are more positive than most positive people
- Coke Zero tastes way better than Diet Coke
- Antibacterial soap is the biggest sham
- Cotton shirts should not be "dry clean only"
- Never purchase stamps that have the current price on it; buy the "Forever" stamps; Guess what? they are good forever
- Lycra is the best invention for jeans
- Sell everything you no longer want on EBay; you'll make a small mint
- When buying a sofa that has slipcovers, make sure that the design is not going to change EVER, because you'll be SOL when you want to buy new slipcovers
- Sleep is underrated
- You should be able to buy candy corn all year round
- When it doubt, go to Target; they always have it
And, I am off the finish a book about the life of cadavers....(NOTE: I bet you did not know that cadavers had lives, and actually they are more interesting than most alive people's lives)
"Pop that, pop that, jiggle that fat!"
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