December 12: I could not make this stuff up!

Ok, tators here is one for ya!

Let's back up a few days; no pushin' or shovin' in the time machine!
Ready! Set! Go!

Wednesday, the whole Atlantic ocean fell over Hot-lanta. And then on Thursday, the Gulf of Mexico.

O-Tay, back to the present...
Now when it rains, my basement gets water in it; not too much. So, today I decied to venture down and see what the elements did to my basement (NOTE: I also had to put away the climbing equipment that has been sitting on the laundry room counter since Carl-E got his boo-boo).

Well...
I descend into the basement and see more water than usual. Trying to find the source, I begin moving the extra table leaf, the plastic bins that contain God's know what, and Carl-E's numerous toolboxes that contain tools that I use more than him (NOTE: No; I am not bitter aboutt hat). As I was placing the toolboxes on the work table (NOTE: Where they belong!), I noticed a piece of paper curled up in the rafters. Of course curiosity got the better of me; I went back upstairs, got the step stool terrifying Godiva in the process (NOTE: She has an unnatural fear of it), went back down stairs, and proceed to pull it loose.

Well, guess what it was...
PORN! And not Playboy porn, but naked men pron. I had to chuckle because I instantly thougth that the previous owner who was an old Buckhead Betty, named Betty Bee (NOTE: No lie, that is what she went by) stashed them for a little-look-see when the hubby was out. But, then I noticed it was not for women, it was for men! So, maybe Mr. Betty-Bee played for the other team while she was having a bake sale at Peachtree Pres! Now it is total soft-core, men just displaying their junk with bad 90's hair cuts and that come hither look. Personally, I think the guy on the back is the biggest hoot; denim vest and total Magnum PI stash!

However...
Upon further inspection, there are more. So, many more are shoved in this space I cannot pull them out. I am dying to get them out to see what else is stashed up there.

And the icing on the cake...

Today is "National Ding-A-Ling Day!"
I cannot make this sh#$t up!

Check ya on the flip side, homey!

PS I discovered H&M; totally dangerous!