Happy "National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day" Tatros. And the way the economy is going, we should enjoy that extra layer of protection while it lasts! If you have any leaks in your roof, well to put it bluntly "You're screwed!" Better start looking to live with a relative, oh like your Mother-in-Law. Lord help me if that ever happens! I rather stick hot pokers in my eyes, or be forced to shop at Wal-Mart for my wardrobe for the rest of my existence on this orb!
Well, I do not know where November went, but before I knew it, "Poof" it was bye-bye, gone, no-more! So, Carl-E (NOTE: HIs swelling is going down and he is back at his office; happy,happy;joy;joy!) asked me "What do you want for Christmas?" Well, duh, of course I would love a new neoprene LV. The colors are smokin'; naughty-lady hot pink and bright-n-happy tangerine with the logo lovingly imprinted on the fabric. And, I would be totally stylin' when I sport it with my wetsuit on the shores of the Great Barrier Reef. Well, that's when I finally get my diving certification (NOTE: February is the ETA).
Anywho...
Carl-E said, "No Way Jose!" (NOTE: He did not say "Jose" because he does not speak the Espanol, he actually said, "You do not need anymore LV's!") He said we are havin' a low-key Christmas; we have to be econnoisseurs. So, he set the budget for each of us, and I agreed. Now, I can keep in a budget, it's just that the items I would ask for do not fall exist in that budget universe. They reside in the luxury galaxy. After thinking, "What's a girl to do?" I decided to have a "Beauty Christmas!"
Now that your curiosity is peaked...
As a woman, I need the product parade in my bathroom. Mascara for my fluttery lashes, shampoo and conditioner for my glossy tresses, cream to keep my porcelain skin smooth and supple, (NOTE: I do not use La Mer; Philosophy does this girl just fine!), and my signature scent to keep them guessing, "What is she wearing?"
So...
I starting surfing the web to print out my needs (NOTE: This is how the Gillerts do their Christmas lists; we print out our desires, put them in a file folder, hand it over, and when Christmas comes, you do not know what items you'll get, but you will get things you want. It's genius; it was my idea!) I selected make-up, creams, shampoos, brushes, and threw in a pair of Tory Burch shoes just incase Carl-E wants to go over budget for his wonderful wife. I just might sneak in that LV for shee-ites and giggles!
Bye Bye Chicken Pie!
econnoisseur
One who insists on the highest quality at the lowest price.
Being an econnoisseur I bought the ten dollar chilean wine instead of the fifty dollar french.
Econnoisseur
One who insists on the highest quality at the lowest price.
Being an econnoisseur I bought the ten dollar chilean wine instead of the fifty dollar french.
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